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don't, uh, drive a tug boat This is in Chano's workplace. I don't know what "tug" is a euphemism for, but it can't be good.
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that's right, fake truth They totally make up the taekwon-do moves here. Thanks Matt, who saw this in Brooklyn.
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ooo "soap making" Ben saw this on the Missouri State University campus in Springfield, MO. There's a lot of quotation marks here, and I am going to just ...
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there are a few exceptions I get the impression that nobody is enforcing this one. I also invite others to make fun of the random capitalization, but I am too ...
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"goes great" Kelly spotted this in a 1970s cookbook. I don't know why anybody would put soda in their food, but apparently it "goes great" and will ...
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potential replica Julie informs me that at the museum of crime and punishment in DC all the replicas are labelled like this. This leads me to believe ...
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another mob front This is near Tanya's home. Clearly, things go on at Garibaldi's besides eating Italian food.
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12 acceptable, or not I agree with Casey that the 7-dot ellipsis is an exceptional punctuation innovation here, I have no idea why you would put a qualifying word ...
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makes a better window? Karen saw this at the Minnesota state fair. I'm not sure how it is questionably a door, but I'll take her word for it.
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department of water hoses, really I think they're just making it clear that they are not in charge of STARTING fires. Thanks, Mark in Perry Hall, MD.
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"see you later" Anna sent me this. Apparently the thermal socks are saying goodbye to you. Bye socks!
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fake ages acceptable I guess here you can just claim to be 16, but if you're 27 and LOOK 16 that will work just fine. Thanks, Tyler, who ...
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alleged mushrooms I love meijer, but I think whoever made this sign may have had a few too many "mushrooms". Thanks, Hannah.
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has things besides H2O Xi spotted this at a hotpot place in Montreal, and claims the water was just fine. Maybe the sign was designed by a chemical purist ...
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approximately sixty After all these years, who even remembers how many it's been. Thanks, Grace.